This was found staked to the ER WoW forums.  I wonder who would do such a thing?  *wink

Hail and well met to fine and righteous members of the Horde.

To the objectionable, misguided and deranged members of the Alliance, I greet you with the words that you are accustomed to use with each other "Kek, How-DEE".

This missive is to serve as announcement to the Alliance. It seems that a few months ago our guild decided to have a little scouting party to remind our foes that although we are both in combat with a hated enemy of both the Horde and Alliance. We The Horde have not recognized any non aggression pact nor truce amongst our factions. The Alliance and the Horde are still at war.

Well it appears that many in the Alliance found this "objectionable" and that it violated the rules of war, as we were not considerate enough to inform them that we were launching a full frontal assault. Furthermore it seems that some members of the Alliance altogether refuse to acknowledge that this event even happened.

Well we say poppy cock!

To alleviate the large amount of self pity and denial on the part of the Alliance after our last foray into their real estate, we are extending a courtesy by announcing that we will be taking residency into one of your capital cities. We invite you to try and keep us out on the day of August 15th around elevensies.

To our esteemed brethren of the Horde we would like to further invite you to join our guild in reminding the Alliance who indeed rules our realm. We invite you to contact us for details about our intentions.